Top Ten Things We Can Learn From Britney Spears About Custody
By Hadley M. Recor
1. If the judge orders your visits to be supervised, meet with the supervisor;
2. If you are having supervised visits with your children, interact with your children during the visits:
3. If the court orders you to do something, do it:
4. If you are driving, make sure you have a valid license;
5. If you have your kids in the car, make sure they are in the appropriate safety seats;
6. If you are in a custody battle and are being trailed by photographers, do not go out to nightclubs, and if you do, wear underwear;
7. Do not shave your head, at least not if you are female;
8. If the judge states that he thinks you have a drug and alcohol problem, stop going out and partying with your friends;
9. If the judge questions you while you are on the stand, do not interrupt him and do not respond in a sarcastic or flippant manner;
10. Know what your visitation schedule is with your children – it is, after all, what you are fighting about.